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"The Ghost Screamer"

Della Artoise doesn't just "whisper" at ghosts -- no, she's way more extreme! She yells at them, "What the fuck do you want?" "Get the hell out of here, you dead piece of shit!" and "You self-serving prick, if you want to haunt something, rent your own damned apartment!" Oh, she also has a pretty sweet pair of cans.

...not written by Julius Sharpe

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