A one-hour, single-camera behind-the-scenes look at the Bush Administration's juggling of the war on terror, and domestic issues. Tim Gunn (Project Runway) and Butters (South Park), team up to play Secret Service agents assigned to protect the President of the United States of America's fiercest companion: Barney the dog. Walk and talks abound, complete with Barney POV's.
...not written by Adam Faberman
Doctors, Forensic Crime Specialists, and a wise, Black janitor stand around dead bodies discussing their past relationship woes. Features lingering close-ups of bloodied, disemboweled dead people, and pregnant, poignant glances between the live ones.
...not written by Kristin Newman
Robin Williams is "Prixy!" the unluckiest leprechaun -- when swindled out of his pot of gold, Prixy gets transformed into a "big'un" to hide among the humans and con Fort Knox out of its reserves. But along the way he learns that real luck is having friends... friends with tons of gold. Slated for a St. Patrick's Day '09 release.
...not written by Adam Tobin
A miniseries about the life of paraplegic Frank "Wheels" McGee (played by real-life paraplegic Fred McGee), who loses the use of his legs in a tragic Wiffle Ball accident, only to unwittingly become an inspiration to a small town. McGee insists he just wants to live his life and doesn't need any special treatment, but his neighbors won't have any of it. They quickly give him a clever nickname, invite him to a seemingly infinite number of ribbon-cutting ceremonies for the town's new wheelchair ramps and constantly stop him on the street to remind him how courageous he is. Which might explain why he eventually loses his mind and goes on a massive killing spree.
...not written by John Huss
A one hour drama about Nostradamus' lesser known brother Gary. This guy, he like, couldn't predict anything. (I'm trying to rework this as a reality show.)
...not written by Joe Strazzullo
A one hour dramedy about a single mother whose struggle to balance work, parenting, and romance is further thwarted by her raging case of ADD. How can she get her kids to school, give a presentation, cook dinner, get dressed for a date AND watch eight back to back episodes of Law and Order? She can't.
...not written by Ali Waller
A two camera sitcom about the misadventures of Ned Yeast, sole owner and proprietor of "Better Off Bread," a bakery where hot, local blue-collar laborers go for a slice of pie and advice. Ensemble cast includes Jami Gertz, Wendie Malick and a bunch of other people you can't tell apart. It takes place in Ohio or somewhere else where people are "real."
...not written by Julius Sharpe
A heartfelt dramedy about a plumber and aspiring karaoke singer from South Jersey (Lopez) who falls for a recovering alcoholic blackjack dealer in Atlantic City (Affleck). For some reason, even after GIGLI, it never went into turnaround, and now Casey Affleck and George Lopez are rumored to be attached.
...not written by Jason Mayland
Four very different female accountants work together to solve accounting mysteries, and in the process boost their emotional bottom lines.
...not written by Sheryl Zohn
20 fiscally conservative, socially moderate women of sturdy character would have competed for the affections of the reanimated President Dwight D. Eisenhower.
...not written by Rob Kutner
The next logical choice for the Scary movie franchise. You thought Anna Faris was annoying in a horror spoof? Wait 'til you see her tackle chemo. You thought the Wayans brothers were annoying in everything? Wait 'til they parody the Bucket List. I figure I can not write it in about 15 minutes.
...not written by Ali Waller
Della Artoise doesn't just "whisper" at ghosts -- no, she's way more extreme! She yells at them, "What the fuck do you want?" "Get the hell out of here, you dead piece of shit!" and "You self-serving prick, if you want to haunt something, rent your own damned apartment!" Oh, she also has a pretty sweet pair of cans.
...not written by Julius Sharpe
One would be Black, the other White. That same first one would be Republican, whereas the other? Democrat. During the breakup of Yugoslavia, the first would have been pulling for the Serbs, the other - Croat man all the way. Right here you would have been urged to sit back and watch the sparks have flown.
...not written by Rob Kutner
